“Smurfin’ USA🎶”

The Reality Behind Kamala Harris’s Illusion of Strong Support.

As a little kid, way back in the 1960’s, I was a fairly big ‘Star Trek’ (original series) aficionado. While I was always bright enough to be aware that the concept of ‘beaming’ down, and ‘beaming’ back up again was ‘supernatural’, and not real, - I often wondered if some future process of matter disassembly, and reassembly, might eventually be realized in my own lifetime. Well, It has…sort of. First off, a form of that process was already in existence, even before the early 1960’s, -in a slightly different way-, as the tv antenna on the roof was ‘beaming down’ jumbled picture signals into our black & white tv set, which then *reassembled, by some mysterious process, into a complete, fluid,‘picture’. (*Depending on the weather, of course…🤓)

Just think. What if a one-hundred-dollar bill was placed on the transporter deck of the “USS Enterprise”, and ‘beamed’ down to a specific recipient, → who then ‘beamed’ it back up somewhere else, to a separate, specific beneficiary? As it turns out, that is entirely possible, too…. Well, sort of. The democrats have a rudimentary form of that very ‘technology’ today, but in much more secretive, crooked, ‘digital’ sort of ways.

If you take a quick gander at the fundraising amounts of the Trump campaign, and then look at the amounts that are being donated to the Harris campaign, it appears that we have some serious worrying to do…😳😱🤬

Donald Trump only received a little more than 1/3rd of the amount of money that the Harris campaign raked in for the month of September. So, those numbers clearly show that the Kameleon🦎 has the edge to win bigly in November,..Right?👇🏼

Not so fast…😅 This is where things get a little more weird.👇🏼

Isn’t it sorta strange👆🏼that Donald Trump has FOUR TIMES the number of ‘small donors’ than the Kameleon🦎has?…🤨🧐 (That somewhat coincides with the two campaigns’ respective rally crowd sizes; thousands for Trump, - versus a few hundred ((bussed in, and PAID attendees)) for the Kameleon’s🦎 rallies.) Trump has often stated that his AVERAGE donor gives around $61 → SO, then WHY isn’t the Kameleon🦎constantly bragging about how her (apparently filthy rich) donors are averaging nearly $800 per donation - as opposed to Trump’s measly $60? I would certainly think that -SHE- as a transparently obnoxious, and inherently braggadocious personality, that she would be too conceited to NOT boast about receiving almost THIRTEEN TIMES as much money (per donor) as Trump receives. She isn’t boasting, because she KNOWS it isn’t true, → AND she doesn’t want to attract ANY unwanted attention to her unwitting ‘straw donors’.

So,..HOW IS IT that the Kameleon’s🦎‘small’ donors are willing, and able to give an average of $727.00 MORE than Trump’s (apparently impoverished) donors do?.. Well, the most direct answer to that question is - They really can’t, and they really don’t. They only appear to be so generous, because of an illegal practice called “Smurfing”. 👇🏼

What is “Smurfing”?..🤔

Another byproduct, or added benefit of ‘Smurfing’, is the illusion of stronger support for the particular candidate in question; - which really is just a super-clandestine form of what is called → “Astroturfing”.

(👆🏼Add illicit funding through ‘straw’ donors to the list of methods above)

The Birth Of A New Term…oops!🤓(apparently, nobody else has ‘coined’, or used this term anywhere on any internet search record👇🏼)

The Way It All Works…🛠️👇🏼

There are several shady fundraising organizations who engage in this foul, stenchy, money laundering practice, but one of the biggest offenders is an odious organization called “Act Blue”. (Acting as the ‘Smurf’) The identities of the ‘shadow donors’ are not exactly known, because THAT information is a tightly held secret.🤐or😵🔨

It all begins with legitimate, legal sized, donations from legitimate democrat donors. (For whatever reason that I’ve not yet been able to to discern, the vast majority of the naïve, but otherwise blameless, ‘straw donors’ are retired, and/or elderly.)

The (legitimate) donor initially gives a small amount to a ‘Smurf’ organization, - such as “Act Blue”, -which gets them loaded into ‘the system’. “Act Blue” then distributes that meager donation, as intended, to the intended recipient. The trouble is, that “Act Blue” retains the credit card number - not to illegally rack up more charges on the card, - but rather to set up the innocent, but unwary -legitimate donor- to become a ‘straw donor’, to provide semi- plausible cover for many anonymous -Mega Donors-.

The ‘Astro-Smurfing’ sequence begins when an extremely large sum of money is dumped into “Act Blue”, who then breaks the lump sum into bite-sized, digitally fabricated sums → which are then falsely ‘credited’ to a legion of legal donor’s donation records, using the donor’s card number as a bogus reference. For extremely large amounts of illicit (often foreign) funds, organizations like “Act Blue” must break up the sum into thousands of smaller sums, which get ‘credited’ to thousands of small individual donor accounts, which then get re-assembled at the end of the line, where it is ultimately re-distributed as a lump sum to the intended recipient.

And Then,..👇🏼

Look at what is happening👇🏼

‘Carolyn’ 👆🏼appears to have made $165.00 in ‘donations’ to “Act Blue”, (and 4 other PACs) in just 3 days!!

But WAIT,..there’s MORE‼️👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Here, both sets combined, ‘Carolyn’👆🏼appears to have made $225.00 in ‘donations’ (most to “Act Blue”) over just SIX DAYS‼️ (Between 12/24 & 12/31 - excluding the 25th, and the 27th) All of that was ‘collected’ during the week between Christmas Eve, and New Year’s Eve. This example is only a small sample, kinda like a crude forensic biopsy, but *IF* this pattern IS consistent throughout the entire year, - then ‘Carolyn’ could have ‘given’ as much, (or even more) than $7540.00 to “Act Blue” alone. Keep in mind that there are at least FIVE (or more) other organizations that ‘Carolyn’ ‘donated’ to in 2022, which could plausibly add up to several thousand dollars MORE… Now, I do realize that at least SOME of these donations were legitimately made by the real Carolyn, but I really doubt that she gave thousands, and thousands of dollars.🤔

How many aunt “Carolyn”s, or uncle “Earl”s are out there being used to launder millions of dollars worth of illicit funds? I s’pose that God only knows. (Be sure to watch the short video at the bottom)

Maybe you have a grandma, or a weird democrat aunt, (or uncle) who has donated $5 or $10, at least once, to “Act Blue”…(?) If so, you might wanna check the records of the known, (or suspected) ‘Astro-Smurfers’, and find out if there are any suspicious activities that might raise an eyebrow or two. I checked for myself, but found nothing in their public records.

The good news is that Texas is now doing something about the scam. Ken Paxton, the A.G. of Texas, is now requiring “Act Blue” to include the 3 digit CVV code on the back of the credit card, as an added obstructive security measure.👇🏼

Copy and paste the link below👇🏼to your browser, to check for illegal financial activity being done -first- in your own name, then also your democrat friends, and relatives names.

https://www.fec.gov/introduction-campaign-finance/how-to-research-public-records/individual-contributions/

Are there any other things that you can do?..Yes. After you do some investigation, and possibly FIND some questionable listings, you can do things like this👇🏼to harass the “Astro-Smurfs”, and drive them batty with sheer panic.

Even if there are no actionable claims against the ‘Smurfs’ just yet, I think that Donald Trump also had those “Act Blue”, and other cheating scumbags in mind when he posted this👇🏼on his “Truth Social” platform.

Thanks for reading my lengthy rant!

Blessings to you all,

Your pal, Dale🤓

My ‘tip jar’👇🏼

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Oh,..and don’t forget to leave some room for your ‘dessert’.👇🏼🍰🍨👇🏼